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My favorite breakfast smoothie:

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My favorite smoothie:

1 cup fresh strawberries

1 banana

6 TBSP (or 3 oz) orange juice (or water)

2 c ice

Directions:

Toss everything in the blender, and blend it. Pour into one or two glasses, enjoy.

* You can also add protein powder, for added benefits. Or, for a cheaper protein alternative, I use ground quick oats sometimes.

Total cost:

Strawberries: $1.50

Banana: $0.17

Orange Juice: $0.25

Final cost: 

$1.92. About $0.96 a serving.

Makes 2 servings.

You can freeze the berries so you don’t have to use ice, thusly keeping the smoothie from tasting watered down whaaaaaaaat I’m fuckin smart

How am I supposed to help lead the family when I can’t even beat my younger brothers in Smash Bros?!?!??? I’m a fraud.

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The Jokes Of Yesterday, Today!

Anonymous said: Sometimes you ask for help so much I wonder if you have any original ideas at all.

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I do…most of the time I save them for Twitter but I also enjoy responding to other peoples’ questions.  I see Tumblr as a great place to get ideas from a lot of other talented folks.  Not everyone has time to post original stuff all the time…especially when I’ve never had the chance to teach something two years in a row.  I’m constantly teaching new subjects/topics and seeking out some great ideas from you all!

Makes a ton of sense someone stupid enough to send this question is cowardly enough to do it anonymously.

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Scrambled Tofu & Hash Browns Breakfast Burrito

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I like Scrambled tofu for its versatility, like scrambled eggs. You can eat it with a side of vegan-bacon, on it’s own, as a sandwich, or as a breakfast burrito with hash browns.

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Scrambled Tofu Recipe:

1/2 of a 16oz block of tofu

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1 tsp turmeric

1/2 tsp onion powder

Can confirm this was delicious

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How about a round of applause.

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Did you say giveaway?!

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