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The Jokes Of Yesterday, Today!

Anonymous said: Yo, me and Boehner just whipped up a fresh batch of poop. You guys want in on this? Regards, Ted Cruz

yoisthisracist:

I’m good, you guys go ahead.

PS. I’m pretty sure this message is 100% real.

twitterthecomic:

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.— vladchoc (@vladchoc) January 17, 2013

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10/22 on TCGS

thechrisgethardshow:

This week on TCGS, I’m Bringing 200 Kazoos to the Studio and We’re Just Going to Fucking See What Happens.

We’re also so psyched to welcome the musical stylings of Tigers and Monkeys.

This show is going to become what it wants to become, and we’re all just going to have to be a part of that ride.

huzzahbazinga:

goodcharlotteofficial:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”
You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to use their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.



There’s a documentary about this on Netflix called Pink Ribbons, Inc. if anyone’s interested.


Always reblog. Fuck Susan G. Komen.

huzzahbazinga:

goodcharlotteofficial:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to use their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

There’s a documentary about this on Netflix called Pink Ribbons, Inc. if anyone’s interested.

Always reblog. Fuck Susan G. Komen.

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless


Reblogged for blue shells

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

Reblogged for blue shells

(Source: thetangential, via huzzahbazinga)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

In David Sedaris’s new book, one of his short stories talks about an ill-attended book signing at a Costco in Canada.  Last night after his reading, I asked him to sign that page - and shared with him this photo of the crowd at my first (and definitely last) signing for Reasons My Kid Is Crying. He’s the best.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

In David Sedaris’s new book, one of his short stories talks about an ill-attended book signing at a Costco in Canada.  Last night after his reading, I asked him to sign that page - and shared with him this photo of the crowd at my first (and definitely last) signing for Reasons My Kid Is Crying. He’s the best.

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The Jokes Of Yesterday, Today!

Anonymous said: Shout-out to the Florida judge (no really) who sentenced Michael Dunn to life in prison without parole. Fuck the system for making this conviction the exception.

yoisthisracist:

Do judges really deserve props simply for not perpetrating massive miscarriages of justice? That’s some pathetic shit, if true.

Positive reinforcement bro

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John Carpenter’s “The Bible”

I looked up and asked “How much do you love me, Jesus?” “This much,” he replied, spreading his arms wide… Wider…. Too wide, something isn’t right. His arms had grown to be impossibly long, horrific tentacles. His rib cage splits open, revealing gnashing teeth and a horrible, writhing tongue. It pounces. Bites. There is only pain, then blackness. The end.

Happy Halloween!

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