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The Jokes Of Yesterday, Today!

Anonymous said: I CAN'T FIND MY BUTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yoisthisracist:

It’s at the top of your legs.

THAT’S A PENIS.

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Youtube comments stahp.

im still laughing.

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The Jokes Of Yesterday, Today!

Anonymous said: Im not even a big fan of the LoZ series, but Zelda has been my main since Melee. Shes so fucking fun. And now she'll have a down-B special :) Can't wait

ssbgifs:

I actually love that down-B special is transformation. It really changes the flow of the game and if they’re accustomed to zelda you can change to sheik and get that speed upp. 
Its also really unique to Zelda that she transformed (in PM and melee at least) 
I have mixed feelings about the new down B.

Transformation is wacky punishable tho

ssbgifs:

Make sure to 200% disrespect your opponent by taking a picture in the middle of the set. So when they go into their brawl pictures, they can see themselves getting #rekt

ssbgifs:

Make sure to 200% disrespect your opponent by taking a picture in the middle of the set. So when they go into their brawl pictures, they can see themselves getting #rekt

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

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Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

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"Cheesy" Spicy Beans & Rice Stuffed Peppers

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"Cheesy" Spicy Beans & Rice Stuffed Sweet Peppers:

2 c dried black beans

2 c dried rice

1 tsp chili powder

1 tsp onion powder

1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes

1 tbsp soy sauce

1 tbsp sriracha sauce

1 tbsp nutritional yeast flakes

10 large peppers

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Directions:

Soak the beans…

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"I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger! But she ain’t messin’ with no broke negrodroid’s moisture port!"

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I just realized I consider “Canadian” an ethnicity and I dunno what that says about me as a person.

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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