The cycle of dating:
1) talk to pretty girl
2) somehow convince pretty girl i have a nice personality
3) ask pretty girl to go to a place
4) she says yes
5) “oh goooood now i have to go to a place why did i ask her to go to that place????”
6) go to that place. conversation between lovely and excruciating.
7) leave awkwardly, sidehug optional.
8) apologize to my bed. it is where i belong. i will wander no more. i now know my place.